Last night my sister was over. We went to open the windows and sliding doors of my apartment because it was nice and found a pigeon on my balcony.

The landlords have put up netting to keep the pigeons away, but this one must have found a hole because he was on the other side. My sister and I tried to shoo him out off the balcony, but he wasn't so smart. He kept flying into the net and not into the hole.

After a while we took a break and decided to name him Perry the dumb pigeon. We tried again later to shoo Perry out and finally he made his way off the balcony....but only after shitting all over it. Bastard.

We spent about a half hour tightening the netting so that there would be no more holes. Perry hasn't been back yet and I haven't seen any of his bastard brothers or sisters so here's hoping the work we did worked.